You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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