he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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