she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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