Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We had sex on a dog bed..
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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