I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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