She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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