I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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