Christians are straight up FREAKS
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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