I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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