Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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