So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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