Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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