This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
we made out on top of his cat.
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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