Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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