I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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