her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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