I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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