Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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