I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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