Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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