So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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