laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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