let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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