I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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