you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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