so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
