I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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