Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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