You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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