I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My liver just broke up with me...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
