Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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