physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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