He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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