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Puke
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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