I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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