it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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