I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
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Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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