Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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