You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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