i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm both gender and math confused
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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