yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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