You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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