So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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