you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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