I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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