So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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