So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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