recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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