Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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