It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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