Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
