That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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