How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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