I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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