I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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