I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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