Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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